For instance, I will not share anything with you. There will also be no new age lingo spoken here tonight, no support group jargon from the human potential movement. We will not maximize, prioritize or finalize, and we definitely will not interface. There will be no hands-on state of the art networking. I will not say impacted when I mean effected. I will also not be saying any cute things like moi, and I will not use the French adverb trГЁs to modify any English adjectives, such as trГЁs awesome, trГЁs narly, trГЁs fabut, trГЁs intense, or trГЁs out of sight.

If you want to know what a moronic word lifestyle is, all you have to do is realize that in a technical sense, Attila the Hun had an active outdoor lifestyle. And you will not hear me refer to anyone's lifestyle. I promise not to refer to anyone as a class act, a beautiful person, or a happy camper. And when I leave here, I definitely will not boogie. I will not go for it, and I will not check it out. I will not kick back, mellow out, or be on a roll. You will not hear me say bottom line, game plan, role model, scenario, or hopefully. This is the language you will not be hearing tonight. So.so, I now have my own official policy. Because of the FCC, I'm never sure what it is I'm allowed to say. Don't you think it's just a little bit strange that Ronald Reagan had an operation on his *** and George Bush had an operation on his middle finger, huh? Huh? What are these two men trying to tell us? Now, I'd like to begin tonight with an opening announcement. Does it strike you as mildly ironic that most of the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn't want to *** in the first place? And now they're thinking about banning toy guns, and they're going to keep the *** real ones! Thank you! Thank you very much. It goes like this, rat ***, bat ***, dirty old ***, 69 *** tied in a knot! Hurrah, lizard ***! ***! I never *** a 10, but one night I *** five 2's. But here's a little cheer, a lot of people like it. It's a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff. This was all I could think of in one sitting. I distinctly heard Snap, Crackle, *** him. Got into an argument with my Rice Krispies. Al Sleet here, your hippie dippie weather man with all the hippie dippie weather, man. I wonder a lot of things, but that's my job. How did they do that? That's what they tell you. Jumbo shrimp, those words don't even go together, man. Every time I did it, they had a tape running. But how'd you get caught? They were taping me. What does your family think? Thank God, my family doesn't know. How many times have you done it? Six times. I mean, that's when I started doing it regularly. The late, great comedian George Carlin perfectly identified Orwellian manipulation of language in the term 'Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder', previously known as 'Shell Shock'.So you want to talk about it? Oh yeah. Watch this TED-Ed lesson on reading power by Eric Liu. In order to recognize when language is being manipulated, one has to be able to recognize who has power. The NCTE presents the Doublespeak Award each year to the person or group of people who manipulate language in the most sinister way. Jason Slotkin, for The Atlantic, explains why. The word 'Orwellian' gets thrown around a lot by people who possess a murky idea of what it actually means. government 'Orwellian.' What would Orwell say about our society today? If you're convinced that none of Orwell's writing about the future has come true, prepare to be freaked out by these five accurate Orwell predictions. The NSA scandal has led many critics to call the U.S.

But do you really know? Check out this blog, 'Do you really know what 'Orwellian' means?' from the Guardian.

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